Just posting for the hope of others.
I'm a 31x order, placed at ~26min (using the reddit tips)
Original ship date March 28th.
Rescheduled window is May 23rd to June03 (might be off a day, can't remember).
UPS has it with a scheduled delivery tomorrow, May 18th.
EVE Valkyrie code accepted and preloaded.
Crossing fingers that it's not defective. Good luck and godspeed to those still in line!