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Google Translate is hilarious

JD-UKJD-UK Posts: 2,363 Valuable Player
edited August 2018 in Off-Topic
I just watched a video showing how to sort out the full ink overflow pads in my Canon printer. It was in Spanish.

I got the transcript up (in Spanish) and copied it to Google Translate. This is what it gave me:

to kill the drought did not present
search and lousy and greece tires
old attack
She will sing salvation from the hour she appeared.
with such a pharmacist that happens
within the area but the chief of NATO
It's so good so it only has every
euro thing despite the ball rolling
now the proof that taxed the monopoly of
Speaking of love, my business.
the pair already painting the frame
corsair canon and gas engine and also
out of it is also injured in
field with much pity but with time I
I was right to try to get back to
the 30-year program that was
take a glass while the
atomic attacks respect must program
this task
Tatiana border size
the military 70 space and saturn lock it up
a prize has nothing to do
already the athlete for the factor that has claw
blake goes there for me and for the symbolic
ss material presented the defender
returned to traffic is stopped
to try to win and I'm ready
to sit there the government evaluates
so I'll try to go through
traffic at the time with one installed in the
language that we are going to start in size
now pt is better at trying to incite
and had to abandon the race
I also learned the play is from the
second half of the stage our master
had this year not think will be successful
already believed that he will capture
Until now it's about language I talked to
You are forever our mistress.
only knowing the normal way here
to pass through the woods without someone
place to kill


I'll let you draw your own conclusions! :D

To be fair - I've used Google Translate many times to communicate with Russian members of the DCS community and had no problems - so it seems Spanish is not its speciality!




Comments

  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,074 Valuable Player
    ......the heck??????
  • nalex66nalex66 Posts: 5,275 Volunteer Moderator
    Boy, those Spaniards really wax poetic about fixing printers!
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  • DaftnDirectDaftnDirect Posts: 5,573 Volunteer Moderator
    Just a bit sinister when NATO's monitoring your ink levels
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  • falken76falken76 Posts: 2,901 Valuable Player
    Lol.  Post the original spanish that got translated.  Someone is fucking with you, google translate doesn't screw spanish translation up like that usually.  Your post looks like something that was submitted to be changed into chinese, then translated back into english.  (Has anyone read the back of Star Trek Voyager bootlegs from China, FUNNY!  It reads like the OP's post, but is slightly more coherent.
  • RedRizlaRedRizla Posts: 6,989 Valuable Player
    falken76 said:
    Lol.  Post the original spanish that got translated.  Someone is fucking with you, google translate doesn't screw spanish translation up like that usually.  Your post looks like something that was submitted to be changed into chinese, then translated back into english.  (Has anyone read the back of Star Trek Voyager bootlegs from China, FUNNY!  It reads like the OP's post, but is slightly more coherent.

    Yes, post the original text because I to was surprised the Spanish translation brought up that.
  • Hiro_Protag0nistHiro_Protag0nist Posts: 4,960 Valuable Player
    Brixmis said:


    To be fair - I've used Google Translate many times to communicate with Russian members of the DCS community and had no problems - so it seems Spanish is not its speciality!

    Let me just make a note of that.  Brixmov is the name, hmmm...?


  • JD-UKJD-UK Posts: 2,363 Valuable Player
    Sorry guys - I can't find it. I looked at loads of different ones and in my history, every one I play is not this one. :/




  • JD-UKJD-UK Posts: 2,363 Valuable Player
    Ah - got it from my browser history ;)

    para matar a seca não apresentava
    pesquisar e péssimo e na grécia pneus
    velhos ataque
    ela cantará salvação da hora aparecia
    com tamanha farmacêutico isso aconteça
    dentro da área mas o chefe da otan
    é tão bom então agora só tem cada
    coisa euro apesar de a bola rolar
    agora a prova que taxou o monopólio da
    por falar em amor assunto a vale
    a dupla já a pintar a armação
    corsário motor canon e gás e também
    fora dele também está machucado em
    campo com muita pena mas com o tempo eu
    estava certo em tentar voltar ao
    programa de 30 anos que estava a seu
    cargo a tomar uma taça enquanto os
    ataques atômicos respeito deve programa
    essa tarefa
    tatiana tamanho fronteira
    o militar 70 espaço e saturno travá-la
    um prêmio tem nada fazem
    já a atleta para o fator que tem garra
    blake vai lá pra mim e pela simbólica
    ss material apresentado o zagueiro
    voltou para o trânsito está parado
    para tentar a vitória e estou pronto
    para me sentar lá o governo avalia
    então vou procurar passar por
    traficando na época com um instalado na
    língua que vamos arrancar no tamanho
    agora o pt estuda melhor tentar incitar
    e teve que abandonar a corrida
    eu também aprendi a jogada é desde a
    segunda metade da etapa o nosso senhor
    teve esse ano não pensar será acertado
    já conseguiu acreditar que vai captar
    até agora é sobre língua falei com
    você para sempre a nossa senhora
    só conhecendo a maneira normal aqui a
    passar a mata sem que alguém desse
    local para matar





  • Techy111Techy111 Posts: 6,735 Volunteer Moderator
    Ahhh Portchagoose lol
    A PC with lots of gadgets inside and a thing to see in 3D that you put on your head.

  • falken76falken76 Posts: 2,901 Valuable Player
    Lol, it's hilarious.  I wonder if everything is just lost in translation or if the source is just poorly written...
  • vannagirlvannagirl Posts: 2,007 Valuable Player
    Lmao!!!
    Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. 
  • NapagadyNapagady Posts: 36
    Brain Burst
    Hi! I just joined this community and thought "Ok, lets go to see what people are talking in a forum" . And I found this topic. And it's hilarious. :D I have to say that I sometimes use Google to make my mood better. For example, Google autocomplete makes some great jokes too. 
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