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  • TomCgcmfcTomCgcmfc Posts: 3,100 Valuable Player
    RuneSR2 said:
    I wonder if this small video clip will work...
    That guy really knows how to make very fast decisions, lol!

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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    edited March 25
    Still at (home) work, sigh, but taking a small break to make this post  o:)

    The true and easily overlooked corona heroes:



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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Prince Charles has got Covid 19.
    Prince Edward has got Sally 14.

     :D:D:D:D:D
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    edited March 26
    Just when you thought music couldn't get any bigger - and that Queen wasn't ahead of their time  :D

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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Why VR is perfect during corona quarantine  B)


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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...


    It’s about to get ugly out there.  :D:D:D:D:D
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    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • TomCgcmfcTomCgcmfc Posts: 3,100 Valuable Player
    snowdog said:
    Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...


    It’s about to get ugly out there.  :D:D:D:D:D
    Just wait until I have to rely on my wife to give me haircuts and/or cut my toenails, lol!

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  • FitBoy01FitBoy01 Posts: 18
    Brain Burst

  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    edited April 12
    Got this from a colleague - maybe some fun after all... ;)

    ____________________________________________

    Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain. 

    *Here we go!*


    7H15                    M3554G3
     
    53RV35          7O      PR0V3
     
    H0W         0UR      M1ND5      C4N
     
    D0         4M4Z1NG       7H1NG5!
     
    1MPR3551V3            7H1NG5!
     
    1N        7H3       B3G1NN1NG
     
    17        WA5      H4RD      BU7
     
    N0W,       0N    7H15       LIN3
     
    Y0UR         M1ND      1S
     
    R34D1NG 17         4U70M471C4LLY
     
    W17H0U7            3V3N
     
    7H1NK1NG      4B0U7     17,
     
    B3      PROUD!        0NLY
     
    C3R741N          P30PL3     C4N
     
    R3AD           7H15!
     
    PL3453         F0RW4RD     1F
     
    U      C4N      R34D      7H15

    This is a very good example of a Brain Study: *If you can read this, your mind is still young and has no Parkinson*

    CONGRATS!
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Maybe better with a true (or close) Easter Joke  o:)

    Mother-In-Law Dies In The Holy Land

    A man, his wife, and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.


    The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150”.


    The man thought about it for a while and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.


    The undertaker asked, “Why…. why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?”


    The man said, “A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead.”


    “I just can’t take that chance.”

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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Like they say - get married and stay married  ;)

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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Some more inspiration about how to stay married  :D 

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  • TomCgcmfcTomCgcmfc Posts: 3,100 Valuable Player
    You nailed that one Rune, lol!

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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    I guess she got the point.
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    You guys are definitely choosing the wrong tack here. I think you should all just stick a pin in it, otherwise she'll just get the needle and then you're screwed.

    I'll just get my coat. :D
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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    edited May 11


    You're all very welcome when it comes to thanking me for the nightmares  :D
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player



    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    omfg lolololol :D:D:D
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player











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  • hoppingbunny123hoppingbunny123 Posts: 951
    Neo
    why did the programmer cross the road?

    to get the code!


  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    It was eleven years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!, t's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.

    We never went back to Thailand ever again.

     :D 
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    snowdog said:
    It was eleven years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!, t's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.

    We never went back to Thailand ever again.

     :D 

    ???
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    So true lmfao :D
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Don't get me started on The Last Of Us 2 😂😂😂😡🤬😡😂😂😂
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Ghislaine Maxwell did NOT commit suicide.

    Just wanted to be ahead of the curve with this one! :D:D:D
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
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