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The Joke Thread

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    I usually HATE Flying Ant Day, but it's actually nice to see a planned event going ahead in 2020 tbh 😂😂😂
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  • sara200sara200 Posts: 9
    Brain Burst
    awesome feed hahah!  i have no jokes so....:
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Great Wisdom  :D  

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Brilliant lmfao 😂😂😂😂
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Enjoying life and using max Covid-19 protection in public transportation  :D 

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    He wouldn't be able to do that on a bus around my way. Anyone trying that will end up in a very bloody heap on the floor minus the headset and backpack 😲😂😂😂
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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    RuneSR2 said:


    Ok....THAT is hilarious!!!!!
  • ElusiveMarlinElusiveMarlin Posts: 301
    Trinity
    Made me laugh! 

    I have genuinely just ordered these 3 items off Amazon, and made me laugh when I saw the basket.



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  • HaselHoofHaselHoof Posts: 136
    Art3mis
    RuneSR2 said:

    Rofl , love it

  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    I have a COVID-19 joke for you but 99.775% of you won't get it :D 
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  • ghdsportsappghdsportsapp Posts: 2
    NerveGear
    haha a nice one really, i like it.
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Uh-oh, I forgot this one  :)

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    That border collie one is brilliant lmfao 😂😂😂😂
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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    I loved this one the most.


  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,124 Valuable Player
    Hmmm....


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  • ZoeDenverZoeDenver Posts: 3
    NerveGear
    The one with the queen made laugh so hard!! I prefer jokes that are intelligent, rather than insulting and unconsidered.I know a lot of jokes too, but i can never remember them!! 
  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player


  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Omfg, either she's the greatest dead pan comedienne EVER to keep herself from laughing during that delivery or she really IS that clueless.

    I'm really not sure which. 😲😂😂😂
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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    snowdog said:
    Omfg, either she's the greatest dead pan comedienne EVER to keep herself from laughing during that delivery or she really IS that clueless.

    I'm really not sure which. 😲😂😂😂

    Second option.

    There was even an article on it.  :D
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    It really is surprising how stupid people can be sometimes. I used to work with an ex model 20 years ago and she was bloody gorgeous. But she was as thick as pig shit.

    She used to think that Most Haunted, a TV programme featuring the 'psychic' Derek Acorah, was real:



    😲😂😂😂😲
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  • TomCgcmfcTomCgcmfc Posts: 3,100 Valuable Player
    snowdog said:
    It really is surprising how stupid people can be sometimes. I used to work with an ex model 20 years ago and she was bloody gorgeous. But she was as thick as pig shit.

    😲😂😂😂😲
    Come on Snowie, what do you expect for a Mannequin, lol!

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player
    Best. Video. Ever.



     :D:D:D
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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player


  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,501 Valuable Player
    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!



  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,054 Valuable Player


    😂😂😂😂😂
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
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