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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player
    Btw, my friends say they see something strange in this photo, but my mind is extremely pure and I simply don't get it  o:)


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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,506 Valuable Player
    RuneSR2 said:
    Btw, my friends say they see something strange in this photo, but my mind is extremely pure and I simply don't get it  o:)



    ?????
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player
    Digikid1 said:
    RuneSR2 said:
    Btw, my friends say they see something strange in this photo, but my mind is extremely pure and I simply don't get it  o:)



    ?????
    Image tagged in mannuel fawlty towers - Imgflip
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player
    edited November 2020
    Some signs and the like...



























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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,506 Valuable Player
    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 8,122 Valuable Player
    That Maine one is the best sign I've seen for YEARS lol :D
    "This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player
    edited November 2020
    Same effect as showing VR to your (old) parents  :D (well, my 76 yo stepdad wasn't impressed)

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  • Digikid1Digikid1 Posts: 2,506 Valuable Player
    Went for an eye test today and was pleasantly surprised when he told me to put on an Oculus Quest and than asked me to tell him what i could see.. I responded with ..
    " Looks like London, empty streets and closed shops and pubs "
    He then removed the Headset and said  " Thats good then. You have 2020 vision " 

    MAJOR *GROAN*

    Yet funny as hell.  LOL!!!!!!!!
  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player
    What a difference a year makes!


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  • RedRizlaRedRizla Posts: 8,058 Valuable Player


  • MrDragonBoiMrDragonBoi Posts: 7
    Brain Burst
    RuneSR2 said:
    Just got these...







    3rd one hilarious tbh :kek:
  • TomCgcmfcTomCgcmfc Posts: 3,373 Valuable Player

    Montana Brothel 

    The madam opened the brothel door in Butte and saw a rather dignified, a well-dressed , good-looking man in his late fifties. 

    May I help you sir?"  she asked. 

    The man replied,  "I want to see Valerie." 

    "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.  Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam. 

    He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." 

    Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. 

    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. 

    The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. 

    After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row". Where are you from?" 

    The man replied, "Great Falls." 

    "Really," she said. "I have family in Great Falls." 

    "I know." the man said.  "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance." 

    The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:

    1.  Death

    2.  Taxes; and

    3.  Being screwed by a lawyer

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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 7,440 Valuable Player

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