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Someone Tried Picking My Pocket On The Bus!

snowdogsnowdog Posts: 6,591 Valuable Player
Just done a bit of shopping, sat down and a few stops later an Eastern European woman with a sling sat next to me. I felt something touching my jacket pocket and saw her hand retreating away from my pocket under the sling (her left hand was in the sling and her right hand was under it using the sling to cover up what she was doing). She saw that I noticed what she was trying to do and stopped but she kept on wiping her fingers of her right hand on her sling.

I then remembered that I had blown my nose on a bit of bog roll before I got on the bus and it was full of snot, sitting in the pocket she had tried to pick.

Serves her fucking right lmfao :D :D :D
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  • RuneSR2RuneSR2 Posts: 2,327 Valuable Player
    I have a pair of jeans with the pocket lining completely gone (it's not so I can play with myself, it's just ripped), she'd have had a surprise delving too deep into there.

    You'd enjoy it, I'm sure - btw, Snowdog got her photo!

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  • Shadowmask72Shadowmask72 Posts: 3,464 Valuable Player
    edited May 19
    Eastern Euro women can be stunning.



    But all the ones I've seen that come to London or try Snowdog's pocket security (or hang out around the Paris gare du nord ) look like...




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  • TheRealCyberTheRealCyber Posts: 188
    Art3mis
    I rock an RFID shielded chain wallet. Should be pretty safe, you never know.
  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 6,591 Valuable Player
    There's a guy that does the buses in Haringey who uses a similar method to pick pockets on the bus. He has a false arm holding a large bag and uses that to cover up his nicking stuff. Whenever I see him I always shout out a loud warning telling people what he's up to and he gets off at the next stop.  :D

    If he had another head you might mistake him for Zaphod Beeblebrox lmfao :D
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    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • Cance11ationCance11ation Posts: 521
    Nexus 6
    edited May 20
    snowdog said:
    There's a guy that does the buses in Haringey who uses a similar method to pick pockets on the bus. He has a false arm holding a large bag and uses that to cover up his nicking stuff. Whenever I see him I always shout out a loud warning telling people what he's up to and he gets off at the next stop.  :D

    If he had another head you might mistake him for Zaphod Beeblebrox lmfao :D

    Good job, but this isnt oculus related. Going to have to move it to the unrelated to vr discussion.

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  • snowdogsnowdog Posts: 6,591 Valuable Player
    snowdog said:
    There's a guy that does the buses in Haringey who uses a similar method to pick pockets on the bus. He has a false arm holding a large bag and uses that to cover up his nicking stuff. Whenever I see him I always shout out a loud warning telling people what he's up to and he gets off at the next stop.  :D

    If he had another head you might mistake him for Zaphod Beeblebrox lmfao :D

    Good job, but this isnt oculus related. Going to have to move it to the unrelated to vr discussion.


    I didn't realise there was one, which is why I put it in Off Topic  :D
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    Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever
  • OmegaM4NOmegaM4N Posts: 407
    Trinity
    "You got to pick a pocket orrrr twooooooo"
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