Just done a bit of shopping, sat down and a few stops later an Eastern European woman with a sling sat next to me. I felt something touching my jacket pocket and saw her hand retreating away from my pocket under the sling (her left hand was in the sling and her right hand was under it using the sling to cover up what she was doing). She saw that I noticed what she was trying to do and stopped but she kept on wiping her fingers of her right hand on her sling.
I then remembered that I had blown my nose on a bit of bog roll before I got on the bus and it was full of snot, sitting in the pocket she had tried to pick.
Serves her fucking right lmfao
"This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."
Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever