Even though it's VR related, this is some off-topic satire at its finest!
PieMax opens restaurant that fails to deliver your meal and offers to sell you a different one while you wait
"I knew something was up when the table next to me received 4 pies after ordering the advertised 8 snack pie+ deal. When questioned the waiter explained that 4 and 8 are practically the same number so people shouldn't get so damn picky. The situation became troubling when I was informed the cutlery had suffered manufacturing problems and wouldn't be available, although we were offered a rival restaurants superior cutlery at a similar cost".