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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Why VR is perfect during corona quarantine  B)

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Anonymous
Not applicable
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...


It’s about to get ugly out there.  😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

TomCgcmfc
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snowdog said:

Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...


It’s about to get ugly out there.  😄 😄 😄 😄 😄


Just wait until I have to rely on my wife to give me haircuts and/or cut my toenails, lol!
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FitBoy01
Explorer
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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Got this from a colleague - maybe some fun after all... 😉

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Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain. 

*Here we go!*


7H15                    M3554G3
 
53RV35          7O      PR0V3
 
H0W         0UR      M1ND5      C4N
 
D0         4M4Z1NG       7H1NG5!
 
1MPR3551V3            7H1NG5!
 
1N        7H3       B3G1NN1NG
 
17        WA5      H4RD      BU7
 
N0W,       0N    7H15       LIN3
 
Y0UR         M1ND      1S
 
R34D1NG 17         4U70M471C4LLY
 
W17H0U7            3V3N
 
7H1NK1NG      4B0U7     17,
 
B3      PROUD!        0NLY
 
C3R741N          P30PL3     C4N
 
R3AD           7H15!
 
PL3453         F0RW4RD     1F
 
U      C4N      R34D      7H15

This is a very good example of a Brain Study: *If you can read this, your mind is still young and has no Parkinson*

CONGRATS!

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Maybe better with a true (or close) Easter Joke  o:)

Mother-In-Law Dies In The Holy Land

A man, his wife, and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.


The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150”.


The man thought about it for a while and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.


The undertaker asked, “Why…. why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?”


The man said, “A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead.”


“I just can’t take that chance.”

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Like they say - get married and stay married  😉

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OmegaM4N
Expert Trustee
Went to the doctors because i have strawberries coming out of my bum.....he gave me some cream for them.
CV1/Vive-knuckles)/Dell Vr Visor/Go/Quest II/ PSVR.

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Some more inspiration about how to stay married  😄 

https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

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TomCgcmfc
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You nailed that one Rune, lol!
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