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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

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Anonymous
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Brilliant lmfao ????

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
https://youtu.be/mN3z3eSVG7A

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Enjoying life and using max Covid-19 protection in public transportation  😄 

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Anonymous
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He wouldn't be able to do that on a bus around my way. Anyone trying that will end up in a very bloody heap on the floor minus the headset and backpack ????

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
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Digikid1
Consultant

RuneSR2 said:

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Ok....THAT is hilarious!!!!!

ElusiveMarlin
Rising Star
Made me laugh! 

I have genuinely just ordered these 3 items off Amazon, and made me laugh when I saw the basket.

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Unibond Silicone Seal.
Sealant smoothing tool
Rift S - Silicone faceplate cover

Anyone would think I'm going to stick and smoothly seal my faceplate cover to my Rift S!  😄

RIFT CV1
RIFT S
Leeds, UK.

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HaselHoof
Adventurer

RuneSR2 said:

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Rofl , love it

Anonymous
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I have a COVID-19 joke for you but 99.775% of you won't get it 😄 

ghdsportsapp
Honored Guest
haha a nice one really, i like it.