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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
It's Saturday :smile:   

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Uh-oh, I forgot this one  🙂

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Anonymous
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That border collie one is brilliant lmfao ????

Digikid1
Consultant
I loved this one the most.

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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Hmmm....

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ZoeDenver
Explorer
The one with the queen made laugh so hard!! I prefer jokes that are intelligent, rather than insulting and unconsidered.I know a lot of jokes too, but i can never remember them!! 

Digikid1
Consultant

Digikid1
Consultant

Anonymous
Not applicable
Omfg, either she's the greatest dead pan comedienne EVER to keep herself from laughing during that delivery or she really IS that clueless.

I'm really not sure which. ????

Digikid1
Consultant

snowdog said:

Omfg, either she's the greatest dead pan comedienne EVER to keep herself from laughing during that delivery or she really IS that clueless.

I'm really not sure which. ????



Second option.

There was even an article on it.  😄