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ref.: The Joke Thread
Here are some stupid dad jokes that made me chuckle the other day...
Edit: poor formatting, so I broke the image up and trimmed some fat:
nalex66
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ref.: Valve Index - Preorder May 2019 - Ships June
With a bit of luck I might get some money I might be owed due to a possible government cock up with my benefits in 2011 for 51 weeks, so I might end up treating myself to either a Valve Index or a Rift S if I get it. No idea how much I'm going to get though. Some people have been owed as much as £20,000 but I can't see myself getting anywhere near that much. Probably just going to be a couple of hundred quid if anything.
I COULD do with a new washer dryer but a new headset is MUCH more important.
I COULD do with a new washer dryer but a new headset is MUCH more important.
snowdog
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ref.: The Joke Thread
Yes I agreeLZoltowski said:Guys, I really don't want things to get out of hand on this page. People are of different sensitivities and jokes tend to be a little bit too on the nose. Keep them clean or the thread is closing.
Anyhoows
The Joke Thread
I'll be happy to start 
After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."
After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."
RuneSR2
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ref.: Valve Index - Preorder May 2019 - Ships June
inovator said:Everyone pretty much said all there is to say on this thread. Now it's like the calm before the storm.
Agreed. Now it's just back to pretending that this forum is negative against non-Oculus products, and pretending that this forum hasn't also been critical of Oculus' own products while also pretending that this forum hasn't gone through years of negativity against Oculus consumers.
Same 'ol song and dance!
Zenbane
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ref.: Gtx1080Ti and RTX 2080Ti best price/comparison thread
I hope the other half is happy for you fella. Especially when you tell her how many flops it has and what cool Ray tracing techniques it will be able to render. She'll no doubt be all over that.Techy111 said:I bought a TIThe new one
