Hey, Connor! We can understand that this isn't an ideal situation for you, and we'd like to get this resolved for you asap. Let's work on this together!
Although you have tried using Bigscreen and Desktop mode, have you tried utilizing Oculus Dash? Instructions for using Dash can be found here. We also invite you to voice your opinion about the lack of a Rift Netflix app on Oculus UserVoice.
If Oculus Dash doesn't work for you, please let us know. We will continue to troubleshoot. We hope to hear back from you soon! Happy gaming, and see you in VR!