HAHA that's awful, did you intentionally ship there I take it? Or was it by mistake, speaking of I got an IRS letter in the mail yesterday I need to take to someones house, they were 4 blocks off...
Lmao break in !!!! Call the fire brigade tell them you smell gas. Call the police tell them you hear noises next door. Call someone, anyone lol
Some great suggestions in here!! I'm happy to report that (in a very unusual turn of events) said neighbour returned, and I was able to snatch my Rift. Sanity restored!
@Clart: the "middle", if you will! Order number was xx28xx, time was vaguely 14-and-a-bit minutes if I recall.