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Personal Question - Does anyone have a klove knob?

Sax-a-boom
Level 8
My knob is regular and I'm happy with it, but apparently some people are paying to have a klove knob. Sheesh, young 'uns today!

http://theklove.com/knob/
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vannagirl
Level 12
i literally had no idea what to expect in this thread (knowing the locals here)

It did not disappoint 😄
Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. 

Morgrum
Level 11
Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!
WAAAGH!

vannagirl
Level 12

Morgrum said:

Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!


But this other knob talks to you
Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. 

Sax-a-boom
Level 8
Conversation on a crowded bus stop:

"Hey Bob, I recently heard you have a klove knob"

"Oh Hi James, yeah had it for a while now actually"

"How you managing with it?"

"Oh it was very hard at first, but the more I played with it, the more I got used to it"

"Sounds interesting"

"Yeah you should come round my place tonight and I'll show it to you"

"Great, I'll bring some beers!"

Morgrum
Level 11

vannagirl said:


Morgrum said:

Yea I wasnt sure where this was going.

Im just fine with my Knob thank you.
At least its good for me!


But this other knob talks to you


Yea but as it is mine is always trying to get my attention!
WAAAGH!

kojack
Volunteer Moderator
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What's the bet that like most Internet Of Shit devices, it won't work if your internet connection goes down.

Or it refuses to cook because it's doing a firmware update.


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Morgrum
Level 11
Cant wait for the first one to get hacked and some moron is talked into suicide with poisonus ingediants.

Or am I the only one deranged enough to think of the darker side of things.
WAAAGH!

cybereality
Level 16
Yeah, the last thing I need is my stove controls running an unsecured web server or whatever lax security these things tend to have and hackers burning down my apartment and everything within.
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