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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Level 16
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

Valve Index & Oculus Rift CV1, Asus Strix OC RTX™ 3090, i9-10900K (5.3Ghz), 32GB 3200MHz, 8TB
"Ask not what VR can do for you, but what you can do for VR"

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snowdog
Level 16
This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars. 

Pick a number between 1 and 9. 

Multiply by 3. 

Add 3 to that number. 

Multiply by 3 again. 

Add the 2 digits together. 

Now discover your favourite film! 

3. Oliver Twist. 

4. Star Wars. 

5. Forrest Gump. 

6. Saving Private Ryan. 

7. Jaws. 

8. Grease. 

9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys. 

10. Mary Poppins.

 😄  😄 😄
"This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever

snowdog
Level 16
I bought @vannagirl a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it. 😄 
"This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."

Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever

RedRizla
Level 16
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Tadin
Level 7
My Fav joke :-

Before I had Children, I wanted 3.
Now I have 2, I only want 1.


RuneSR2
Level 16
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Valve Index & Oculus Rift CV1, Asus Strix OC RTX™ 3090, i9-10900K (5.3Ghz), 32GB 3200MHz, 8TB
"Ask not what VR can do for you, but what you can do for VR"

MAC_MAN86
Level 9
"Hey I Bought an Oculus!" - get it? LOL 😄

Morgrum
Level 11

"It wont run on a 386" - get it? LOL  D

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INCOMMING!

WAAAGH!

vannagirl
Level 12

Morgrum said:

"It wont run on a 386" - get it? LOL  D

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INCOMMING!



Lmao no but then I scrolled up
Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are. 

MAC_MAN86
Level 9
"People reported their problems on the Oculus Support Form", this is a joke to our friend @TomCgcmfc 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5seeyaBMsc

iJudgement
Level 7
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