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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

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Digikid1
Consultant

snowdog said:

It was eleven years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting "It's a boy!, t's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.

We never went back to Thailand ever again.

 😄 



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RuneSR2
Grand Champion
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Anonymous
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So true lmfao 😄

Digikid1
Consultant
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Anonymous
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Don't get me started on The Last Of Us 2 ?????????

Anonymous
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Ghislaine Maxwell did NOT commit suicide.

Just wanted to be ahead of the curve with this one! 😄 😄 😄

Anonymous
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I usually HATE Flying Ant Day, but it's actually nice to see a planned event going ahead in 2020 tbh ???

Digikid1
Consultant
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed

it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said,

‘I’m here to feed the alligator…’

GENIUS!!!!!!!!! 😄

sara200
Explorer
awesome feed hahah!  i have no jokes so....: rw5oog8ng3xq.jpg

RuneSR2
Grand Champion
Great Wisdom  😄  

https://youtu.be/DkiD3wR8kS0

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"Ask not what VR can do for you, but what you can do for VR"