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The Joke Thread

RuneSR2
Level 16
I'll be happy to start  o:)

After 20 years of marriage, a wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
She figures there's no harm in it if she's there with him, after all.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a glass of red wine.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink that?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real witch tonight, Dave."

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RuneSR2
Level 16
This one reminded me how careful we must be not letting a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse/whatever drink too much, because it so easily ruins that perfect evening or night you've planned in VR!

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RuneSR2
Level 16
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Shadowmask72
Level 16

MAC_MAN86 said:

"People reported their problems on the Oculus Support Form", this is a joke to our friend @TomCgcmfc 😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5seeyaBMsc


That video is awesome thanks for posting. Joh-Kur. Joh-Kur - I think this might mean something else in Korean.


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RuneSR2
Level 16
Maybe not that funny, but it does sum up many issues from the first week - click to enlarge:

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/bsiq69/rift%C3%BCs/

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Digikid1
Level 12
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RuneSR2
Level 16
Just got these from a friend:

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ervinsamu3lfx
Level 2
My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

Digikid1
Level 12
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bauuubass
Level 3

RuneSR2 said:

Just got these from a friend:

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Cool stuff man :DD have to share this with my friends now 

RuneSR2
Level 16
A few more...

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