The Gravitational Testing Facility & Observations would like to introduce our new range of gravity modifying appliances.
No matter how fast or how heavy your objects are, we can move them! Save money and time by replacing your entire human workforce with automated appliances from Grav|Lab!
Currently awaiting regulatory approval, we invite you to visit our testing facility and give them a go!
Please be aware that strong gravitational forces can cause severe brain damage! Never look directly at the emitted particles! While we tried our best to avoid the creation of micro wormholes, please never try to stack gravitational objects. All damages to the time and space continuum and involved repair cost will be passed on to you!